BITCHeNESS ko lately…

Situation number 1:

Si “kuya oldie” grounder nakita ko sa isang concert with her girlfriend. We rarely see each other and we were both happy na nakita naming ang isat isa that day. Kahit hindi kami ganun close. Lumapit siya and lend his hand to me. Pinakilala rin niya yung PANGET niyang GF (hindi sa pagpintas at hindi dahil hindi siya nagging mabait sa akin, pero panget talaga). I politely smile and extend my hand kahit ang sama ng tingin niya sa akin na kulang nalang sakmalin ako at halos maputol ang kamay ko sa pagod dahil hindi niya ito inabot. FINE! Atleast ginawa ko ang dapat pero when I bid kuya oldie goodbye, I made IRAP rin to that pasosyal girl while making BESO to her boyfriend. HAHAHA, bahala silang mag away. Yung gf naman niya nauna eh. (patulan ko ba?)

Situation number 2:

I was on the last part of a nerve-wrecking interview. I thought im good not until the interviewer asked me…

MADAM AURING Look-alike interviewer: okey, so wha do you think of REGINE VELASQUEZ?

AKO: (sa loob loob ko, BAKIT? Anong tanong yun? Related ba yun? Icebreaker ba ito? Anong isasagot ko? I have to be honest..)
* umm.. we all know her, she is freakin regine velasquez. (o.oohhh, bakit ko nasabi yun? Patay, durog ako?! Nawala ako sa sarili ko? Bakit kasi tumatak sa isip ko yun eh?).
She is a great singer and an actress for most people but she doesn’t have originality. Her songs are purely REVIVALS. She can only sings but doesn’t have the talent for writing. (tuloy tuloy na naumpisahan ko na eh, wala ng bawian!)

Lagot ! halos magdikit na yung tattoo niyang kilay, so I stopped staring at her and looked around the room. Shet, dun ko lang nakita yung mga picture ni regine na naksabit sa wall ng buong kwarto.

LAST WORDS KO? Wala na! gusto ko ng lumubog sa kahihiyan, dahil di ko alam kung ano kaugnayan niya kay regine! Alam kong poker faced na ako nung mga minutong yun. At feeling ko rin yun na ang pinaka mahabang sandali ng buhay ko. Gusto ko na agad mag reincarnate sa hiya.

LAST WORDS NIYA: since the very first part of the interview, you’ve been very honest and I admire you for that. But I think you are so HONEST to be part of our company. I’m very sorry. Thank you and goodbye.

….am a psychology graduate. I was trained to have a good judgment. But I think my training wasn’t good enough. =(

Situation number 3:

my friend has a obsessed suitor, he told her that he will kill himself if she will never be his GF. So I asked my friend to tell that crazy man to go and kill his self. I think she or even other people don’t have something to do with his paranoia. Its his choice, konsensya niya yun. At kamay nya mismo mag eexecute ng krimen sa sarili niya. I think those who really intend to kill themselves don’t announce it to the world. The one who do just need sympathy or want to catch the attention of their loved ones =D.